Reading is so Tiring

You know since I became a celebrity I have to check all the newspapers and magazines to see if there is any mention of me and my events. It is such a tiring job I was wondering if anyone out there would like to come and do it for me. I know you would be thrilled to work for me so i wouldn't insult you by offering you payment and you could always get me little bits of extra food to supplement what my personal shoppers get. You can send your application to me with all relevant experience and references.

Meanwhile I must get back to checking the latest copy of Celebrity Paws - I am so tired