Did I tell you about the two legs obsession with weighing themselves? They are always jumping on the scales in the bathroom and saying things like "Oh no I've put on 2 pounds!" or "Good I lost a pound last week".
I don't know what they find so clever about losing money like that. If I had a wallet I could have money and I could lose it quicker than them. trouble is where could I carry a wallet? so I don;t bother with money at all. Sebastian said we are like royalty - apparently they don't use money either.
Anyway they started on Max, Seb and me with this weighing stuff.
"Oh Max you're a little thing - only 9 pounds!" - personally I wouldn't give 2 pounds for him even if I had the money. He is very sulky at times.
"Sebastian, you have to stop eating you're twenty pounds now!" - now that is some money but I'm not sure about stopping eating - that sounds a bit dangerous to me.
When it came to my turn I put up a bit of a fight but I know when I am beaten and eventually gave in to the scales. "Fourteen pounds! that's disgraceful. Look at your fat belly!" Well that did it. I didn't come down to be insulted like that so I immediately shot back upstairs and under the bed where they couldn't find me. When I did come down my biscuits had been put away and I am starving.
Could some of you send me some food to stop me from fading away please
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