Bless Me

Excuse me while I sneeze.

Those daft two legs were washing up this morning. I have to go and sit beside them on the draining board to ensure they do a proper job - particularly when he is doing it. he tends to cut corners and unless I am there to tap his hand when he puts up a half cleaned cup I am sure they would be living in squalor.

Well I was seated there - not too comfortably it has to be said. Those draining boards tend to very cold on my bum and if he hasn't dried it properly before I sit down - the draining board that is not my bum! - then I have a wet botty all day. I was watching him deal with the teaspoons they had used for their boiled eggs. I have noticed they get very caked with the egg and need a good scrub. He was in a bit of a careless mood - I know he's coughing with a cold but that doesn't excuse slapdash behaviour. I was just about to tap him with my paw to remind him to clean right into the hilt of the spoon when he fluffed the scouring pad right on my nose.

Really thought that was funny he did. Stood there laughing and coughing - highly amused. I had a big blob of soap on my nose and it made me sneeze. I have been sneezing all day as a result of that. Think I have got them a bit worried now because he keeps coming and giving me a cuddle and rubbing my nose. Actually I now know how to do those pretend sneezes but it still works and he comes over and rubs me. Hold on.

Yes caught him again - this is getting to be fun!