Hi guys I know I haven't had much to say for a while but this growing up takes it out of you. Anyway they say I am fully grown now so I thought it was time to get talking to you again. I see old 2 legs had a go at it the other day and I know you must be thinking how rubbish that was so here's the maestro back in the chair.
I have to tell you about the other day when the 2 legs were turning out all those wonderful places you can hide in but where they keep all those silly pots and pans and stuff. Anyway he had just emptied this shelf and was telling the female 2 legs that she could get some stuff to fill them up with - what a stupid way of going on that is - empty something to fill it up with something else. You wouldn't catch a cat doing that.
Anyway while his back was turned I nipped onto the top shelf and settled down I fancied a nice nap and it was lovely and cosy in there.
"Out!" booms a voice right in my ear - most inconsiderate I thought so I ignored him. I have developed this skill in looking him straight in the eye and totally ignoring whatever he says - makes him so mad I nearly wet myself at his expression,
So there we were, him looking at me and trying to get me to move and me looking right through him as if he wasn't there.
Then he went to a drawer and got this thick mitten thing out and put it on his hand and shoved his hand round my bum. Now that's a liberty! I quickly shot a paw out above the glove line and he yelped and ran off shouting about tourniquets or something. he shut the door too and I was left in the dark.
Pretty soon they came back to me him with a plaster on his arm - she with a packet of my favourite treats. I pretended to show contrition ate the treats trumped in the cupboard and went to bed for a proper nap.
What a life
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