I am In Trouble

I am afraid it is time to name and shame Casper.

I am not one to complain or tell tales out of school but the leopard cat known as Casper has savaged me causing tourniquets and plasters to be administered by my resident medical expert.

The scene was that she and I were attempting to tidy the cupboards in the kitchen when the savage leopard cat decided to get in the cupboard and occupy the top shelf. I explained this was not actually helping the manoeuvres of the day but he remained recalcitrant so I decided to use physical intervention. Mistake! He adopted a snarling hissing position and struck out like a python in a corner. My hand and arm was lacerated beyond recognition. I told him I was not happy at his attitude and shut him in the cupboard - he is still there snarling and spitting and doing other feline activities. The manoeuvres have ceased and dinner is being prepared. The leopard cat will not be eating!