I was listening to the two legs the other day and they say there is another of those World Football challenges coming up soon where all the players from across the world climb into my two legs' TV box and kick the ball about and everyone shouts and screams and they get paid lots of money. The two legs in the TV box that is - not my two legs. My two legs just seem to like having all these different countries in their TV box.
Anyway me and Max were talking and we decided if we practised enough maybe we could get to play for one of the countries and maybe we could win and get paid lots of money and get our personal shoppers to buy us lots of treats and tuna and stuff.. Max is very good at the strategy but not so good at the speed side of the game whereas I am very fast but don't always take the ball with me.
I managed to arrange a goal area when the two legs moved some chairs and we were doing very nicely. Then Max had a shot at goal and said it was over the line. I said it wasn't and we had a hissing fit with each other. I wanted to get the two legs to arbitrate but Max was all against that saying that was a radical new idea and we should manage as we had for years.
I said we could look at the photographic evidence but Max refused saying he had seen it cross the line and therefore there was no argument. I eventually had to accept what Max said even though there was no real line and the photo seemed to show not all of the ball had passed the goal post. If I hadn't given in Max would have taken the ball away and we wouldn't have got any practice in.
Do you know who I need to talk to about playing for a country?
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