Its Cream Cracking

I thought they had forgotten all about me you know. I haven't had a bowl of cream for so long I had almost forgotten what it looked like and as for taste that was some distant memory to me. Max said I had cream last week but I don't think so. I have been complaining about it for so long my voice has gone a little hoarse.

Now there's a funny thing. How can your voice go horse? I have never heard a two legs neigh or whinney yet they often say they feel a little hoarse. At first I looked around to see if the were feeling and equine but there was nothing there then they said they sounded hoarse and I thought they were making horse noises bit again no. It's the funny way they say things. They sort of talk in riddles so no-one else can understand them. I know Max has made a study of this but he never got round to publishing his findings so we will never know what he studied.

Anyway there I was in a cream-less state and they came in with these steaming hot pies full of horrible fruit and berries. Yuk they are all bitter and taste awful but two legs like them. Actually so do birds and birds have two legs so maybe it's something to do with that. Another study for Max I think. I was about to leave them to it when I heard him say. "Pass the cream would you, old girl!"

I was there like a shot and yes they had a pot of cream and he was taking a spoonful to put on his awful pie. Well I was up on the table and had the cream right off his spoon before you could say double whipped long-life cream. They were so shocked and he just held the spoon there while I licked it clean.

"Casper must have a liking for cream don't you know" he chortled.

A liking for cream?? Where have they been when I have been talking about the tuna mountains and cream lakes of my dreams? Anyway they took what they wanted out of the tub and left the rest for me. I've got a rather full belly now and am about to nod off. Night night!