Drinks Are On Me

Now I have to admit I have been a bit naughty.

You see my two legs have been doing this thing for their charity fete - it's called "Wine or Water". Now I don't under stand all the intricacies of it but it involves drinking a lot of wine and filling the bottles up with water and then wrapping the bottles in newspaper along with bottles containing wine that they haven't drunk.

As far as I can tell other two legs come along and buy the bottles, unwarp them and either jump up and down with a bottle of wine or say boo to a bottle of water.

Well there they were the other night with all these bottles wrapping them up and I said to Max we ought to help so I undid a bottle and poured it in a glass and had a sip. It tasted really weird all bitter and fiery but still wet. We couldn't let them down so we finished the bottle between us and on the last glass I noticed this strange thing swimming in the glass. I think it was one of the fish from next door's pond but when I tried to hoik it out I couldn't find it. Max said it was my eyes - maybe.

Anyway the two legs said they made £130 for the charity with their bottles so I think I did my bit Hic hic hic - oops sorry!