Hello there.
Have I been through it while you've been away. I may have told you before that the two legs have this strange habit of immersing themselves in the bathtub every so often and performing a cleaning ritual. Why they can't do it on the lounge carpet like any normal feline I have no idea. I quite enjoying laying ona warm carpet and cleaning those intricate bits that you'd otherwise find impossible to reach. Mind you I don't think two legs can put their legs overt heir head like I can so maybe that's why they get in the water.
Well the other day he was preparing for his soak when the phone rang.I heard him trot downstairs muttering about time to ring and then he picked up the phone:
"Yes.......Speaking.....No I don't want any thank you........Why should I want any?........ Well if they are that good go and buy them yourself. Leave me alone I want to wash"
While this was going on I couldn't help myself. I had to go and try out the bath. I jumped in and splashed everywhere. The water was nice and warm not like the pond next door where the fish live. Only trouble was it was wet and all my fur went wet and sticky.
Then I heard two legs coming back still muttering about people ringing the phone when he was about to perform his ablutions. Now you see I never complain when they ring when I am about to wash because I am on the carpet and it doesn't interfere with me. Mind you it isn't very often that anyone rings up to speak to me - at least I don't get all those calls from people wanting to sell me home insulation and stuff.
Well two legs took one look in the bath and shouted out to the female two legs to come and retrieve me and dry me. That was fairly pleasant ina large warm fluffy towel. I think it was the towel that he was going to use!
Not sure what he did in the end - maybe he tried my way of washing although I didn't see him on the lounge floor with his leg in the air.
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