Oh my Gosh I just heard him on the phone.
He was talking to those vet people and I heard him say that I am going over there on Monday to lose my special bits.
I don't know what to do.
I thought about running away but I haven't got anywhere to go. My Mum just spits at me when she sees me in the garden and my Sister said she had her bits taken a few weeks ago so it seems the two legs round here like to do that to us.
I had been checking things out at the end of the world when I went over the fence but it's kind of scary there and it seems that it rains there a lot. Plus that two leg next door keeps a big puddle with fish in it and he keeps a lid on the puddle so the fish can't get out. I think I'll go and talk to them and see if I can live in their puddle and keep my bits. the fish seem ok even though they go right to the bottom of their puddle when they see me.
Max told me they were nice with a bit of Go Kat - don't know what he was talking about but that's Max.
Anyway if you have any ideas between now and Monday let me know - I have got quite attached to my bits and don't really want to lose them. Max said they give them to you to bring home in an egg cup. That's not where I want mine
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