I Won Hide & Seek

I am so proud of myself

You remember I said about the male two legs having this birthday party. I thought he was 09 years old and Max said 60 - well Max was right! It started with this big balloon that someone got him and it was full of this gas that sends it up to the sky. They kept saying not to suck the gas as it made you talk all high pitched and squeaky so.........

Well this was up on the ceiling just out of my reach and I got so annoyed that I couldn't get it. Max and Sebastian said forget it but I wanted it. I kept watch and gradually it started to lose air or gas or whatever it is.

Well they went off to bed one night and I managed to get on the edge of the settee and jump and catch hold of the string thing and pull it down. It was really nice and I sucked some of the air and I got this very high pitch purr. I went to tell Max but he said it was late and I should go to sleep. Seb just grunted at me in his sleep. He snores a lot - bit like the female two legs only deeper. Maybe he should have somne of that balloon gas?

Well I thought about what to do all night as I lay there holding on to the string and purring higher pitched than ever. Then it came to me. I tool the balloon away and put it in my secret hiding place - so secret I'm not even telling you where it is!

Anyway I was downstairs a couple of days later and the observant male two legs suddenly asked the female one what she had done with his balloon. Nothing she said - thought you had thrown it out.

Then he had a frantic search for it - behind chairs and everything. Then he looked at me and asked if I had eaten it - silly fellow. I put my very innocent face on and looked at him and almost purred - then I remembered that would give the game away - so i rolled on my back like Seb does and he came and stroked mea nd called me a good boy - if only he knew!!

I keep going back to check on it and it's getting smaller and smaller - do you know of anything that I can give it to make it grow again?