Now why do I get into trouble for being kind?
There's all this to do about Christmas and the two legs are always saying what shall we get for this person and that person. I notice they never say what shall we get for Casper!
Well you know whata kind hearted generous cat I am so I decided I would go and do some Christmas shopping of my own. I wanted to get the male two legs a present for brushing and combing me and the female two legs for feeding me and cuddling me when it's cold.
Maybe I got the wrong idea but there again I can't go into Tesco and buy things like they do. First of all I don't have money and second of all I don't have pockets and stuff to put the presents in to carry home. So I went looking elsewhere. Maybe they should do a Cats at Home Delivery service?
I was wandering through the neighbours garden when I found the perfect things. There was this lovely big leaf all brown and glistening that I thought he would like and a few paces away was this dead bird I knew she would love. Well i say dead bird - in truth it was half a dead bird - someone had been at it before I got there and had eaten part of it but it still looked good to me.
I picked up the bird and carried it to the fence, scaled the fence and laid it carefully by the patio doors and went back for the leaf. same procedure brought that home too. I hadn't got that fancy wrapping paper they use so I just carried them in and laid them on the mat for them to enjoy when they got up.
Did they thank me? Were they thrilled at my choices? Was I a hero? No. I was scolded and told to take them away. Last time I go Christmas shopping
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