Oh my what a shock.
If you are eating dinner or of a nervous disposition you probably don't want to read this.
It's Christmas time and all those decorations are hanging about just right for jumping up to and pulling down.
The two legs put this stuff round their mirrors and doorways - it is all sparkly and goes all stringy when you start to chew it. Sebastian said they call it tinsel and it is not food. Now when Sebastian says something is not food I should really have listened but I thought he was just being silly as he wanted to eat it all.
Anyway I happily ate this tinsel and all was well. It actually tasted quite pleasant. There was some nice colours in it, red, gold, silver, and green - not that I could tell because as a cat I don't see colours too well
Well everything was fine until this morning when I went outside to do my business. I used to use a litter tray indoors but since I got to be a big boy I go outside now. When I can I nip over the fence at the end of the world and go into someone else's garden.
Well I started to go and all this tinsel started to come out. You have never seen anything like it! I was flabbergasted at seeing tinsel come out of my bottom.
Sebastian is right - I am not going to eat that again.
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