I was having a wander through the West Wing when I chanced upon a portal to another universe - well that's what Max said it was.
I asked him if he wanted to go through it and he said he hadn't finished his early morning nap and would rather not in case it delayed his mid morning siesta. He also said that as I hadn't been through the portal, it was only fair that he and Seb stood back and let me go
I thought how nice it is to having such thoughtful and caring brothers
I climbed in and before I knew where I was Max had accidentally knocked against the door shutting it firmly on me. There was no way I could get out.
I was scratching on the glass of the capsule when I spotted the female two legs approaching with a pile of clothes in her arms. She bent down opened the door and bundled them in without looking at me. I had a pair of underpants rammed right under my delicate nose.
I spoke to her and announced my presence and she jumped back as if struck by 1000 volts
"What are you doing in there, stupid boy. You could have been spun and drowned if I hadn't seen you. get out at once!"
Bit rich I thought she hadn't seen me at all. In fact if I hadn't called to her I might well have been spun and drowned as she put it.
I went to ask Max if he was sure about the portal to a parallel universe but he was asleep. So was Seb.
I wonder!
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