What Price Sleep

I don't know about you but the moment I decide to have 40 winks you can bet you life that the two legs start doing something noisy. She will get that gobble thing out and set it off going round the house just sucking up anything on the floor - even me if I let it. It's nice that it cleans up but why does it have to make that much noise? If I made noise like that I'd get sent outside.

If it's not that they put that tiny little thing on under the TV and all manner of voices come out of it. Sebastian says it's music but I'm not so sure. It just keeps me awake when I want to sleep.

The other night I had settled down for a nice nap on the sofa. I'd got all those furry cushions just right and I was in a position where I could relax easily and keep half an eye on the TV thing in case that dog came in again. You know the one. He bounds about with the toilet roll (trying to copy me I think). Anyway as soon as he appears they go all silly and aaaaaaah and oooooooh at him. I have to remind them that this is a cat household and those canine beasts do not have a place here.

So there I was totally relaxed and what happens? Out comes the camera.

"Ooooooh Casper looks so cute!"

Well at least it wasn't that puppy dog they were ooohing at