I know you will tell me as it is. I've heard a few snide comments going around about my size just lately. They say I am getting as big as Sebastian - now that's plain silly. Sebastian is a giant among cats and always has been. I could never aspire to his mammoth proportions.
I was a bit concerned when they said about diets and all this vegetarian lark so I have been stocking up on the old biscuits just in case the worst happens. I don't want you to worry unduly yet because I think Max and I have got it all covered after the episode with the carrot the other day.
I was minding my own business munching a few biscuits as you can see when out comes the camera and old two legs flashed at me. Well when I say flashes I mean he flashed the camera. Then there's much debate about the picture and comments about my rear quarters and their sturdiness. I was quite insulted to be honest.If I hadn't been busy with those biscuits I might have had a word with them about showing some manners and respect to their house guest but I let it slide. I think that's my trouble you know I am a bit too easy going. I think there will have to be a new side to Casper - no more Mr Nice Guy
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