Safari So Good

I am learning to return to my feline roots.

I went out the other day and got into this long grass and undergrowth and it was just like roaming across the scrub in Africa where the big cats (well bigger than me and Sebastian) all come from. I went in there so deep I wondered if I would ever find my way out and then I thought about food and hunting and where to find water. Gosh it was kinda scary but you know me - I am the adventurous and hardy type so I lay there waiting to stalk my prey and before very long I got lucky. This Daddy Long Legs flew down and was perched on a grass next to me, I thought here goes you never know when I might get another meal in this jungle so I got ready to pounce.

"Leave me alone stumpy" he spat though the side of his mouth while still eating on the grass. "I've got a wife and 432 children at home. If you eat me who's gonna feen them now push off and pick on someone you own size."

I felt quite crestfallen and offered to share any food I got with him but he just carried on eating.

I thought about it long and hard and was about to go off deeper into the jungle when I heard the two legs voice.

"Come on Casper dinner's ready"

So I left the jungle and went indoors and had a very pleasant bowl of tuna and a dessert of cream. I did think about the Daddy Long Legs while I was eating but I thought if I had of eaten him it would probably have spoiled my appetite so once again I did the right thing.