They've got a health food kick going on in the house at the moment. They said we were all getting too fat and needed a diet. Poor old Sebastian nearly passed out at the mere thought of it but I said to Max we ought to give it a try. I must admit I was getting a bit broad in the beam and Max said the last time I bent over in front of him he thought there had been a total eclipse of the sun. Max can come up with some rather witty sayings at times. You just have to be there to catch one of his gems. I sometimes wonder how many of Max's little witticisms have been lost to the world simply because no-one bothered to listen to him.
So Max and I agreed we would try this new diet lark and I heard the two legs saying it was best to go vegetarian. I didn't dare tell Seb that or he would have been off like a shot, Seb and vegetables are about as compatible as boxing on skates.
Well we waited all day until tea time and I got them to take a picture to show you coz I knew you wouldn't believe me.
A carrot and glass of lactose free milk (whatever that is) It tasted like water to me and as for the carrot I think they will have a shock when they find where Max and I hid them!
Worst was because we hid them and appeared to have cleared our plates I heard them say "Well they seem to like that so we'll have to try veggies every day!"
Any spare rooms round your way?
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