Three Blind Mice

I was out the other night having a nice relaxing stroll across the fields under the light of the full moon when suddenly something bumped into me. Made me jump in the air with fright.

"Sorry" squeaked this high pitched voice "Didn't see you there"

Now I am fairly big for a boy and have never been noted for my invisibility before so I just huffed a reply to it when all of a sudden something bumped into me from the other side.

"Sorry" squeaked this high pitched voice "Didn't see you there"

Now that was a bit much. I was getting a bit angry with this when suddenly something rammed right against my bottom - that's taking a liberty.

"Sorry" squeaked this high pitched voice "Didn't see you there"

"What the Heck's the matter with you lot can't you see in the dark or something?" I snapped.

"Errm no - well not really - you see we can't see in the dark or the light - we're visually impaired - all three of us." chorused three squeaky voices

You now how it is when you have said something and then you wish you could take it back but you can't. Well I was in the field here with these three rodents and I had gotten angry with them because they couldn't see. I felt a right heel.

"Sorry guys" I said "where are you off to?"

"Well" came a squeak "we lived in the farmhouse up there but the woman up there - the farmer's wife - she got kinda angry with us leaving little poos on the worktop and she got her big chopper out and she cut off our tails so we decided we had better move out. trouble is we can't see where we're going so we don't know where the next house is."

Isn't it funny how when you have made a mistake the chance comes almost immediately to make things better.

"Guys come on. Jump up on me and I can lead you to a new safe place - I can even take you to my place where me and Max and Sebastian can look after you."

"Oh I say that's terribly kind of you may I ask what kind of creature you are because you seem all soft and furry."

"I'm a cat and so are Max and Sebastian. We live in a nice house where there's plenty of food and warmth and some nice little places for you to hide"

"Well if you promise not to eat us we'll come"

And thats how I was seen walking through the fields with three mice astride me