They went out again today - the two legs that is - they left me and Max and Sebastian on our own again. They only left one bowl of food for us and Sebastian had that before they had unlocked the garage door.
I tell you I was ravenous by the time they got back. They brought some other two legs back with them and started talking and laughing and making pots of tea and stuff while Max and I were fading away from starvation in the corner. I was trying to whimper to draw attention to our plight but I was so weak from hunger I couldn't make the sounds.
"How about some sandwiches now then?" I heard the female two legs ask.
"No problem," I answered "Don't worry about the bread or the butter just give me the filling and I'll be satisfied."
But no she wasn't talking to me but to the new two legs in the house. Thatw as it they were getting fed and watered ahead of me.
I followed my personal shopper into the kitchen and watched as she got the ham out of the fridge and opened a loaf of bread and started to spread the slices with butter.
Just then I heard one of the new two legs call out and my personal shopper went to answer them. Quick as a flash I was up to the worktop and got the lump of ham and carried it upstairs for Max and I to share. Sebastian came in and asked if he could have some too as he hadn't eaten for quite a while and was beginning to feel a little faint. We let him share.
Shortly after the scream went up and we dived under the bed and hid there.
Let me know when it's all clear and I'll pop out and write you some more.
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