Now you know I don't make a fuss unless it is really necessary but this time I really do need some help.
You see Marmalade the ginger cat from down the street has taken to coming in and making a fuss of the two legs. Now they are easily charmed and he only has to rub round them and purr and they are gone!
Well I never mind sharing because I am that sort of fellow but I always believe in fairness.
Now Marmalade comes in and waits until the two legs are out of sight and then he makes a bolt for my food. Doesn't matter if it's mine or Sebastian's to be honest he just heads straight for it and gobbles it down. I was alright at first about it but then I realised that my two legs thought I was eating it and never gave me any to replace what Marmalade had had.
Enough is enough I said and the next time I went to remonstrate with Marmalade and tell him to leave some for me.
You can see his reaction!
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