A few days ago I was out and about having a stroll when I chanced upon Cleo. Now Cleo is a very nice cat but a little slow on the uptake. In fact she is so slow she makes look like a Mastermind contestant.
We were talking about the drought and she was saying how bad it was and that her carers didn't even put water down for her now. Instead they had taken to buying full cream milk for her and putting that down instead. I explained how to get water from the tap and she thought I was some sort of magician in that I could create water when there was none about.
I let her labour under that misapprehension and went about my business.
A couple of days later I met her and she had this terrible crook in her neck - almost as if she had managed to turn her head upside down. She explained that this had only happened since she had drunk the tap water I told her about and she suggested that it must be bad water.
I went home with her to get a better understanding and watched her get the water out of the tap. Now if you try this way of drinking please remember that the crook in your neck may be permanent.
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