Now you know I told you about me and Sebastian standing guard duty to see off the robbers of the plants well,,,,,
While we were out there last night this dog came along with it's own two legs. Now I think it is different with dogs because their two legs are their owners whereas we cats are never owned by anyone - we have carers and two legs that we stay with - different to owners but there you are.
Anyway he came along and barked at us.
"No need to show off like that. We know you're a scaredy and will run if we arch our backs and spit!" Sebastian said coldly.
"Yeah OK but don't let the master know. he thinks I am brave and strong and keep you guys out of his garden. Anyway why are you sitting on those manhole covers?"
We told him about the burglars.
"Oh my that sounds awful. I could have been out and seen them and they might have chased me and made me out of puff and even captured me and tortured me."
"Don't be stupid. They were thieves not murdering swine. They wouldn't have wanted a mangy old mutt like you. Anyway we had better run away and let your master think you scared us."
"Oh thanks very much chaps. I will owe you one."
With that we scuttled into the bushes and hid.
"Good boy, Atlas. Scare those cats away from our garden. I'll let you off the leash you see if you can hunt them down. Come home shortly." and he carried on to his home.
"Atlas" came to the bushes and said he was sorry to have embarrassed is with that tallk but he had to keep up a pretense for his master's sake. We asked him to teach us one thing,
As you can see from the picture he taught us well and I never have to worry where the next can of tuna will come from now!
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