We Are Guard Cats

It's a bit of a sad time in the house right now and it's nothing to do with me. In fact I am quite a star at the moment but more of that later.

you see the female two legs is a keen gardener and is always putting things in the ground and pulling them up and growing things of all colours and shapes and some of them actually taste nice when I have a nipple of them. She's got this glass house that is lovely and warm and me and Sebastian and Max go in there to sleep when the sun is really hot and we get very hot and it is so nice mmmmm!

Anyway she has these tubs of nice orange flowers out the front - just where you come in the path and they are fairly new and all nice smelling and good to look at. Well yesterday morning I was enjoying a lay in as it had been a busy night getting up for the toilet and going downstairs for food and playing with old two legs at 3 in the morning. I was awaken with a shriek and she was at the window saying someone had taken her pots of flowers. I know the two legs get a bit forgetful at times so I thought maybe she had forgotten where she had put them.

I thought I ought to show willing anyway and I got up and went downstairs and went out to have a look for them. I looked in all the normal places where we hide things but they weren't there. Not even in the secret place where Sebastian hides his extra food that he can't eat until he is hungry enough top manage it. I even looked under the hedge over the road where there is all sorts of funny things that the man there throws over his fence. No pots of plants.

I knew she was upset so I had a word with Max and Sebastian and we have decided to stand sentry on the patch where the tubs used to stand in case the robbers come back. Sebastian says he can be very vicious when needs be and Max has said he will scratch and scratch until he makes himself sick on the robbers. I shall just attack in my most menacing way.

The two legs are really pleased and proud of us vigilantes