Trick or Treat

Now this is the night that loads of two legs come round to the house and bang on the door and say "Trick or Treat"

My two legs dress up and have lots of sweets and cakes and stuff and give them to the little two legs when they come. L:ast year I was a bit scared coz I had never seen it before and they were all in scary clothes and masks over their faces. Max told me it was alright and just to ignore them and then I had an idea.

"Let's go Trick or Treating tonight" I said when Max got up at lunchtime.

He looked at me as if I was from a different world. Mind you Max often has the look that he is from a  different world.

"I think not" he said in his totally dismissive manner.

I went in search of Sebastian and asked him. "Well I guess we could go to Loius and maybe Bluebelle but no further. How do you know they will give us the sweets?"

I reassured him and the plan was set. When it fell dark I was ready. I even got a little costume out of my personal shoppers closet and put that on. I went for Sebastian but he had gone into one of his deep sleeps and I knew there was no point trying to wake him. So I went alone

I got to the first house and jumped at the door and scratched all down the paint. I thought they wouldn't see in the dark.

Suddenly the door opened and the man came out with a bucket of water which he threw at me. "Take your tricks elsewhere!" he shouted slamming the door behind him.

I went round to Bluebelle's and knocked on the cat flap; she appeared and l;aughed at me. "You look silly!" she said "I haven't got anything for you they've gone out trick or treating and there's no sweets til they get back" I turned away.

I went over to Louis and she was curled up on the sofa watching the television box. I asked her for Trick or treat and she looked at me blankly and suggested I went home.

I did - not doing that next year!