They have been making all this fuss about Christmas and what do I find? I have to put a silly red hat on and pretend to deliver all the presents and then all the two legs come round and start kissing me and cooing and saying silly things to me. Well I quickly put a stop to all that.
First off one of the little two legs - well to be honest he isn't that little just younger than the others - he comes up to me and goes all silly "Thank you Casper for my present" he says bending forward to kiss me.
Well I wasn't having any of that so I quickly put on my vicious face and hissed at him. He jumped back with such fright I nearly laughed my little socks off.
Then old two legs comes up and gives me some chews - now they are very tasty and I like a nice chew - and then he is bending over me saying "Thank Daddy for your present and give him a kiss"
"Oh yes" I thought . "I don't do kisses mate!" so just as he bends forward I up with my paw and swipe him on the lip. he yelps like a little girl and starts shouting about losing blood and needing stitches. What a wimp!
I decided the best thing was to go to bed and sleep until they had finished all their silliness and only then would I put in an appearance.
Happy Christmas to you too!
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