We have had this two leg arrive from Australia - now Max said she would walk upside down but she doesn't. In fact she is quite like the other two legs except she has this funny voice but I don't know too much more than that. You see I was locked out of my home.
I asked my personal shopper to get me some of my favourite biscuits and when they arrived she took them straight out into the garage and I didn't get any. Well then this Australian arrived and there was all sorts of commotion going on and I still didn't get any of my biscuits.
Apparently this visitor was going to sleep in the back bedroom where I like to doze on sunny days but I didn't mind too much as it is dark and Winter right now. Old two legs said he would switch the searchlight off so that it didn't wake the visitor during the night when my mates come calling. Now I knew this was my chance.
He got up and went for the garage key and opened the door and leaned in to switch the light off. As he did so I slipped through his legs and into the garage. Quickly he shut the door and locked it and I sniffed around until I found the large sack of biscuits. Old two legs had been thoughtful and opened it before putting it away. I nudge the top open and was soon munching on my biscuits - they tasted good,
After a while I thought I would pop back indoors to the warm fire but the garage door was locked. I could see the light where all the two legs were sitting talking but they couldn't see me. I cried out but they couldn't hear me.
I was trapped. Lucky I had my stash of biscuits or I could have starved to death.
Do you know it was 6 hours later before two legs came looking for me and opened the garage door and let me out. I sidled up to him barely able to walk through starvation and dehydration.
"Oh there you are Casper - wondered where you had been hiding!"
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