Bath Time

Now those two legs are weird. Instead of washing themselves like we do they fill a big bucket thing with water and then get into it and lay there for hours soaking the dirt off.

Well he was gone for a long time the other morning and I thought I'd go and investigate. There was all this racket coming from behind the door to the forbidden room. I sat outside and kept shouting to be let in and eventually she came along and opened the door and I was in the place where we never go!

It was full of steam and smelled really weird - all flowers like the garden. i thought I was going to be sick at first. Then I saw him laying there with all these bubbles round him. I thought I'd go and greet him and jumped up on the edge of the thing he was laying in. he was quite pleased to see me and made all those silly noises they do. Then as I was looking at the bubbles and wondering why one arth anyone would lay in them he lifted his toe up and put a load of bubbles on my nose. Well it made me sneeze something awful and I jumped down from the edge. he lay there laughing at me and she was at the door laughing. That was it! I wasn't being laughed at when I was trying to do a friendly deed by calling on him.

I waited until she'd gone and he was laying back in the water and I jumped on the toilet seat and started scratching at his bare back. Did he move in a hurry! That was so cool.

I've told them before - you don't mess with the Casper Cat!