The two legs had a party the other day and they gave each other drinks with these straw things in them. Well whenever they put the drink on the floor I nipped in and pinched the straw out of it. They were cool fun to play with and they tasted nice with that drink on them.
I got quite a collection and I hid them under the rug in the lounge. I only told Max where they were and he didn't seem very interested.
The two legs kept asking what had happened to their straw but I didn't tell them, then she was putting that monster thing round. You know the one. It makes a horrible noise and gobbles up everything in front of it and swirls it around in its tummy for you to see. It eats more food than Sebastian but it only comes out two or three times a week. I've seen it standing in the bedroom when it isn't eating and it just stands there very quiet. I think it makes the noise when she puts its tail into the electric socket. I guess I would make a noise if my tail was put in the electric socket too.
Well she had it screaming around and eating for all it was worth nd then she did it. She moved my secret hiding place.
"Look at this" she shouted "all the straws are under here. I bet that's Casper hiding them!"
I couldn't fault her powers of deduction and thought they would be confiscated as punishment but no - they let me have them to play with and even give me the odd new one from time to time,. The new ones aren't so good cos they don't taste of anything except straws and straws don't taste too good on their own.
Well I told Max and he said he didn't care anyway because straws were for wimps. I think he is jealous of my collection. I'll show you my collection when you come and see me - just ask.
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