Mistaken Identity

So I was showing Sebastain this feather I had caught in the garden and telling him about my heroics and we never saw this two legs come into the house.

First I knew was when I trotted into the lounge to climb up on my play station to have 40 winks. Don't know why they call them 40 winks because it always seems like more than 40 to me although I'm not sure what a wink is!

Anyway there he was dismantling my fire and taking all those coal things off and laying them out on a blanket. I rushed to find Max who was asleep in his box upstairs. He is either in his box or if it is really cold, he will bury himself at the bottom of the duvet. He told me it was a good place to sleep unless the two legs went ona cleaning spree. A couple of times Max said he had been thrown off the bed inside the duvet when she had come up to clean the bedroom. He is getting more alert to their ways now - after 10 years!

he wasn't too impressed and told me to take charge of the matter. He said he would be down when he had finished his dream of this huge plate of smoked mackerel. I thought about joining him in that dream but realised there were bigger fish to fry downstairs - that was a pun by the way - hope you liked it!

I trotted back down and saw the two legs had now taken the fire itself out and was rubbing it. I thought he was a funny burglar if he was stealing a fire and coals. maybe there is a market for that sort of thing in two legs land?

I decided to alert the household and went and found the male two legs who was doing something on his computer - taking up my blog time of course! I am going to get a computer to myself so I don't have to wait for them to go to bed before I write to you. I tried to tell him what was happening but he was in one of those silly "I don't understand you" moods.

I ran back into the lounge hoping he would follow and find the criminal at large. He did!

"Casper don't annoy the gas man - how can he service the fire if you are in and out the coals all the time. Outside! There's a good lad"

It was all alright then. Not a thief. Just there to make me snug and warm in the Winter. These two legs are not a bad lot really!