My two legs is really acting weird now. He keeps going about saying it's like Androcles and the Lion. Sebastian says that's some Shakespeare play from way back when before they had the Tesco shop up the end of the road.
It all started when I went for my walk. I went over a few fences and into a new garden. It was all very interesting in there and some nice plants for me to play in but one of them was all spiky and it sent these little needle things into me and they kept boring in and hurting me.
I tries scratching at them but they were kind of stuck in my fur so I couldn't get them out and they were really itching. I went home and thought the two legs would help but he was laying in the bath so I waited.
When he eventually came in I jumped on his lap and tried to show him where one of the needles was. he started stroking me and didn't seem to understand . Then I got his hand right on one and he was all concerned and trying to get it out. When he did he was all proud and told me how brave I was. It was only an itchy needle after all. But there were more.
I stayed on his lap and kept manoeuvring until he found the others and he pulled them out. He even claimed one of them had my blood on it.
Then it started. He's told everyone that it was like this Androcles and the Lion thing and how he has this rapport with the wild animals. I think he's kinda forgotten I'm just a little kitten.
Still it's better than me being in trouble for doing something naughty!
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