They tell me it is my personal shopper's birthday tomorrow. I am pretty sure she is older than Sebastian but no-one mentions age in the house only our ages. Two legs are funny like that - they will happily tell everyone how old we are but when you ask them their age they always hum and hah and never come up with a number. Sebastian says they were pretty old when he was a kitten so I guess that must make them 15 or so - pretty old as you can see.
Anyway she likes to dress up for special occasions and they all dressed up in oriental stuff the other week to celebrate somebody's New Year. I thought it was a bit naff but I put on my coolie hat and my cheong sam like I was told to and I did get some rather pleasant tasting prawn goodies that night so it was worth it.
Well this time I have no idea what the theme was but I have got this damn silly hat and a cloak that gets in the way when I want to wee. I've had it on for almost all day now and it's getting a bit of a nuisance. I asked Max why he wasn't dressing up and he said he couldn't because of his "condition" I asked Seb and he said it was too early to be dressing up . When I asked him later he said the time had passed and it was too late now.
When can I take this off?
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