Well I am about 50 years older this morning.
Last night we had our party down the lane - Bluebelle couldn't come because she was having some special treats with her two leg family but me Max Sebastian and Louie went for a game on the bins. It was cool. Sebastian is really good for a big lad and he had some classy moves - he was trying to impress Louie but she wasn't interested.
So I was having a lay in on the back bedroom bed this morning - right in the middle of a lovely dream about this massive bowl of tuna that just would not empty no matter how much I ate. I was so enjoying it when I was awoken by a strange noise. I opened an eye and looked at the window and there was this giant two legs face looking in at me. he must have been so tall to look in the bedroom window and he really scared me.
I jumped up and ran downstairs to tell my two legs about it and as I got there the face came in through the patio door and started taking the television to pieces. Now I know my two legs likes his television and he wouldn't be happy if this thing that morphed form a giant to normal in a few seconds opened it up and let all those two legs out. Come to that the lady two legs wouldn't like all those legs running about her room after she has put the cleaner round.
I had to act fast and I ran up to this creature and he rolled me over on my back and started rubbing my tummy. Rather humiliating. Just then my two legs came in and I knew there would be a row, maybe a fight and i was laying on my back legs in the air.
"Ah I see you met Casper then" said my two legs
"Nice little fellow isn't he. You know I think he was actually trying to stop me working the way he ran over." the monster spoke really nicely and reassuring - I let him continue rubbing my tummy.
"Oh he'll do anything for attention will that one" announced my two legs in a somewhat discouraging tone. "Come on Casper let the man sort out the TV."
Appears the giant was just an ordinary two legs who used a ladder to spy on me. You never can tell who's about can you
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