Holidays? Wow Confusing

This thing that two legs do is really confusing. I'm talking about holidays.

From what I can make out they come from all over and get into that TV box in my two legs' house and then they get all this sun and snow and water and history and stuff thrown at them and then they must get out of the TV box and another lot come and so it goes on.

I think my two legs must be some kind of giants in the area because all the ones in the TV box are much smaller and they all talk to my two legs all the time. Yesterday there was a female two legs - well I assume she was a two legs even though she was sitting behind a desk in the TV box. She was saying that some people in France were not going to work and that these big airplanes were not going to fly and next minute there are these airplanes in my two legs TV box. I said to Max "Cor, they got that sorted pretty quick - we shouldn't play them up too much if they have that sort of power"

I can understand most of it but I don't understand where all the water goes. They were having this huge boat float across the box with hundreds of little two legs running about and having fun and the next second this female was sitting at her desk getting my two legs to get the airplanes flying again. Baffling to me.

I said to max we ought to get in the box and go to some of these places but he wasn't interested. I have spent a bit of time investigating but I can't seem to find the entry point as I keep hitting a glass screen.

If you know how to do it or you are coming to get in their TV box let me know or take me with you