What's With Beer

I thought I had been poisoned today. You see the two legs had some friends round and they had drinks. Now the strange thing with two legs is they don't drink out of bowls like we do. They either pour their drink into a glass thing and then try to put their tongues in it to lap it up or they take the bottle and rink from that. My Mum always told me it was rude to drink out of a bottle and I always took note of what she said - she taught me a lot when I was young. Well the two legs had various bottles about and they poured drinks into glasses and set about lapping it up. I was watching from behind the settee and I saw some interesting colours go into the glasses, There were reds and browns and pinks and some clear stuff which looked like water. Well after a while the other two legs went home and my pair decided to go to bed and leave the glasses and stuff until thee morning. I couldn't resist could I? There were several glasses with different drinks of different colours in them and I had a little taste. The pinks and reds tasted kinda funny but I didn't mind them too much. Then I went to a brown one. It was vile. It was fizzy and went up my nose for starters and made me sneeze. Then I tasted it and it was pure poison. I reckon it was someone's boots being washed that made it brown but how they drink that I do not know. I told Max what I had done and he said I would have a headache in the morning and he is right I can feel it already and the room keeps turning round. Luckily I got into my bed and I haven't got to get up until they stop the spinning. I think I might be less inquisitive next time.