My personal shopper said the other day it was like Piccadilly Circus in our house. Now I need to know where this Piccadilly is and what sort of circus they are thinking of bringing here. I don't mind if it is those two legs that fly - they are well cool but I don't like those ones with the funny coloured hair and the big shoes that go around squirting water at you. Max said they are clowns and they are funny - I said they were downright weird.
Anyway it all came about when we had loads of two legs calling at the house one after another. One of the younger ones stayed overnight - in MY bed. I was cross at that. I just nipped out for a late night taking of the air and to relieve myself and when I came back there he was laid out in my bed. I went to jump up and edge him out but he seemed very big and I didn't know him well enough to do that so I had to sleep on the floor. How degrading!
There were two legs coming to the house selling things and my mate Terry came with more parcels but he hasn't brought me another of those beds he did before. Then a young two legs came and brought this huge box and when my personal shopper opened it, it was full of my biscuits - that was well cool.
I think there other two legs who came but I lost count and Sebastian got worn out because he always runs upstairs and hides under the bed when the doorbell sounds just in case it is someone bad.
Well that was when she said about Piccadilly Circus and I need to know more. Max and Seb were no help at all when I asked them and they didn't seem in the least perturbed by it. I sometimes think I have to do the worrying and thinking for everyone in this house!!
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