It's School isn't it?

Hey I found something out today.

You know when all the little two legs go off in the morning - I found where they go. There's this big like house and they go in there and they do all sorts of things in there with older two legs and then they come out and run about in the back yard and the older two legs whistles at them and they come back in again and do it all over again. It happens several times a day. I know because I investigated it.

You see we have a lot of little two legs go past our house. Now Max has told me not to go and talk to them because they get excited and pick you up and shout to you - Max thinks that they don't develop proper hearing until they are big two legs that's why they shout when they are little. You know Max - he is always a bit paranoid about everything so I had a go at it and went to talk to these little two legs. Some are little than others and I wasn't sure which ones to go for, Well this female two legs came down the road so I went up to her and said Hello and rubbed round her legs and she was ever so nice. She bent down and stroked me and talked all nice and sweet to me. I let her pick me up and she carried me away from the house.

Luckily we felines have a good sense of direction so I went along with her and just rested in her arms. When we got to the road where all the cars and buses live she told me to go back home but I wasn't - not after getting so far. She looked around and picked me up again and carried me with her towards this big house place where there were lots of little two legs going in and bigger two legs dropping them off out of cars. It was a bit scary but this little female two legs seemed to know people and she was introducing me to them and they all wanted to come and pat my head and stroke me - very nice I thought.

Then she said she had to go into class and I couldn't go in. I should go home or wait for her to come out. I thought about it and decided to wait for a while. I saw her look out of the window once or twice at me as I sat on the pillar at the front of the house place in the sun. It was nice and warm up there and no-one bothered me so I was happy.

Eventually she came out again and greeted me like a long lost relative. She picked me up and carried me all the way back to where we had first met and I jumped down when I recognised my house. She even kissed me goodbye!

I went indoors and told Max and he said I should be very careful going off with strangers. You can never get Max to be happy for you - he always has a dampener to put on things.