Greetings on another sunny day. Well it was before we had our chat. Max and me that is.
You see we were having a playful roll on the grass - well it isn't grass - it's all brown and burned but anyway we were having a roll and Sebastian was sunbathing close by. I told you Max and I were really getting on well now and I noticed something I had to ask him about.
"Why haven't you got what I've got down there?" I asked.
"Laddie, you wait you won't have them for long."
"What do they fall off as you get older?" I asked quite innocently.
"Huh" snorted Max in as disdainfuil a manner as possible. "They'll take you over to that vet place and the nice girl there says you'll be OK and sticks a needle in you and when you wake up they've gone"
I shuddered at the thought. Max was in full flow.
"Not only that. They put a lamp shade round your neck so they think you can't see what they've done. As she was putting it on me I said to her - what next are you going to plug me in the electric and look for a light out of my bum"
I know Max likes to tease me but do you think they really will take my bits away and what do they do with them and what do I do without them? I'm a really worried Casper today
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