Me Again

Hey there

I am in trouble yet again. I wasn't doing anything wrong but you know how I always get the blame. Well the female two legs (my main personal shopper) she's got this house thing where all these funny little dolls live. Its quite big and she's also got a nice garden next to it and a conservatory thing at the side.

It sits where they eat next to their table and is perfect for me jumping on. The other night I jumped on the garden and found it was made in two pieces and when I jumped one piece shot up in the air and catapulted something right across the room. That was fun

In the morning she was shouting about her beans being broken but hey ho.

Anyway I was in the dining room all alone and having a bit of fun so i thought I would go and sit in that conservatory thing. Its fine but it's very cramped and I can only just squeeze in. Anyway the doors got stuck shut and I was trapped. I think there's a picture of me in it.



Well I kind of panicked a bit and fought my way out - one of the doors popped off. And I jumped out onto this mannequin thing that stands next to the doll house. Well she must have been frightened and her head fell off closely followed by her upper body. As that was falling I grabbed a shelf for safety and a big Russian doll came tumbling down and as it hit the floor lots of other dolls fell out from inside it. I don't know if it was having babies.

When the two legs saw it all they did shout at me. I'm in the dog house now - woof woof!