Hi there - my paw is a lot better thanks. I've been resting it apart from when I have to fight the two leg in the morning. He still likes to have a fight at 4 o'clock and he has taken to wrapping his arm in a blanket when I attack him. I think he does it to give me a better grip when I jump at his arm.

Anyway we were having a fight yesterday when Max came in and got very stroppy that we were disturbing him and he said some very nasty things to me. I went into the corner and had a sulk.

Today the two legs took me to the vet again. I was a bit wary in case they were going to take my bits away like Sebastian told me but when we got there they just put me on some scales and told a lady what I weighed. I thought that was very rude as they wouldn't like it if I called out their weight across a crowded room of two legs.

Apparently I have put on weight and am doing well but have to watch that I don't get too heavy. I eat what I want so no chance of that. When we got home they squirted something all cold and stingy on my neck. Don't know why they did that; I saw them do it so Max and Seb the other night and thought I had got away with it, but no - I'm not a lucky cat.

Got to go I smell fish for tea.