Right. So you know I am a kitten and you know I am tabby. My Mum looks a lot like me and lives next door. My Dad, well noone is quite sure who my Dad is or was. I have heard my personal shoppers say it was a big cat from up the road but I don't know.
It doesn't really matter cos I got adopted by the people I call my personal shoppers and they live next door to my Mum and my sister. This is a picture of me and my sister
I had another sister and brother but they went further away. They don't write or call on me so i guess they don't really want to know me.
I am living with these two old cats who are really funny. They sleep a lot but wag their tails so I can pounce on them. Then they pretend to be angry and try to hit me but I am quick hehehe.
I spent a lot of my early weeks kept indoors and could only see that great big world through glass doors. The personal shoppers never explained them to me and when I went to run out through them I hit my head and had a headache for hours. They laughed and told all sorts of two legs that came to the house about it. I thought that was a bit rude but I couldn't say anything in case they took my food away.
I saw the male two leg using this thing to play games and stuff so I thought when he went to bed I would come down and write about life here. I hope some of you will enjoy my stotries and come to see me. I am very friendly and don't bite and scratch very much now. I got smacked paws for doing that.
Tell me what you want to hear about and I will try and do that as well as telling you what I am up to.
Hello Jasper
ReplyDeleteI was just like you when I was your age but I have now grown up to be huge. All the two legs that come in say I eat too much but I don't. I'm just lazy and sleep all the time (you get like that when you get older!) My name is Whinge. I know not a great name but that's what the two legs called me when I was young because I cried all the time. I still do so I guess the name fits but I like crying coz you get more attention.
Like you I still get told off from time to time but I like the quiet life now. Here's a good tip for you and bound to annoy the two legs. When two legs are on rest days (well that's what I call them but I think they call then weekends) they leave the bedroom door open so I go up very early in the morning and jump on the bed. Then I get right up close to them and cry really loud. They try and ignore me but I keep doing it and eventually I get loads of attention and sometimes they get up and I get breakfast early (It's still late for me because on normal days I get it earlier when they dissappear to do what ever they do when they leave the house).
Anyway I live with my little sister who I chase from time to time just to keep me busy and the big ginger one who was big when I was born and is still even bigger today. He bullies me but is a great one to be around when other wild cats come in to our area as he protects us and chases them off!
Anyway by for now. I will ask my sister to write something about her for you. Her name is Smudge (And you thought my name was bad!).
Hi Whinge - hey that is such a cool idea with the leap on the bed and plaintiff meow in their ears. I'm going to try that. I had been rubbing my whiskers against their faces but they just push me away - the cry is a great move. My mate Sebastian is like your ginger mate - he looks after us when he's not asleep. Looking forward to hearing from Smudge - I haven't had a girlfriend before - Casper
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