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The two legs have got this fabulous roundabout thing in the garden and they hang all these bits on it so that it blows round in the wind and gives me something to chase. I thought it was rather nice of them to do that for me.
Yesterday there was a lot of bits hanging out there blowing round and round so I thought I would have a game. I raced up the garden from the very edge of the world - where the big fence stops you going any further - and I jumped up and caught hold of this bit of material with my teeth and paws. It made a wonderful ripping noise as I slowly slid down towards earth still clutching my ribbon of material.
The two legs were busy doing something in that house of glass they've got. They have some nice food in there and I often sneak in and nibble the green stuff. Don't tell them - they don't know.
Anyway I thought this game was good so I went back to the edge of the world and had another go. I caught something really nice and light and the ripping sound was even better than before but I slid to earth a little too quickly.
Undeterred I went back for a third attempt. I am very fit you know - all this running about. I grabbed this big piece of stuff hanging there and waited, but it didn't rip. I climbed a bit higher and then it started. A wonderful full bellied rip from one corned right across giving me a lovely smooth descent.
I was about to have another go when the female two leg appeared and screamed about her washing. Her sheets were in tatters and some blouses. I don't know where they were but she was heading my way in a hurry. I decided to take cover in the lavendar bush.
Apparently the bits I had been hanging on were this washing and I appear to have damaged it beyond repair. I am in trouble and keep getting bad looks.
Better leave that game alone for a bit I think
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