The two legs have all been on about this Olympics thing so I thought I ought to find out a bit about it.
I had a word with Percy the Pigeon because he knows everything and he has been everywhere. He said all these two legs get together and start running and jumping and swimming and throwing things and crowning each other and singing songs. I thought it sounded pretty cool and I asked Percy if there was one for animals. he said no.
Well I am never one to be deterred and I decided I would invent my own inaugural cat Olympics to be held in my back yard when the two legs have theirs. I saw they use a balance beam and do sort of somersaults and things so I decided I would be world champion at that.
I have a great technique and Max awarded me 11 points out of 10. I don't think he quite got the hang of scoring but never mind.
No comments:
Post a Comment