Just a Shower

I thought to myself this morning I would go and find out what the two legs do when they go into the bathroom each morning and go behind that glass screen. There's usually all sorts of noises come out from there - sort of singing come shouting and there's this awful noise of rain. They come out all glowing and soaking wet and smelling much better than when they went in,

I was clever - but then you know that anyway! I slipped into the bathroom early and hid up by the washing bin. Sure enough he came in shortly afterwards all bright and cheerful singing and taking his clothes off. now I thought that was a bit unnecessary and was about to complain when I remembered I was in hiding. I put up with it.

Next thing he open the glass doors and went inside and started fiddling with the tap and then this noise of rain came. I was trying to see what was going on but the glass wasn't glass. it was all frosted and you couldn't see through it. I know you couldn't see through it because you weren't there but I was and I couldn't see through it.

This was where things started to go a bit wrong. I decided to climb up the glass door to see over the top. Now that glass might have been frosted but it was very slippery and I had 3 or 4 goes before I made one tremendous leap and balanced on the top rail. Well there he was all naked and undressed standing in the rain singing. The rain was coming out of the wall and I wondered what the neighbours must think with him there in all his nakedness.

My sense of balance is good but it was difficult holding still on this tiny slippery rail and anyway he suddenly looked up and saw me.

"What are you doing there Casper? Get down at once you stupid cat. You'll fall!"

I went to hit out at being called stupid and realised I wasn't in the safest position to do that. Moreover the rain was coming out of the wall and going over me and making me wet and even more slippery. Yes I thought I'd like to get down but it seems a trifle difficult right now.

Before I had had a chance to make a decision about how to get down, he was out of the shower and grabbed me against his wet body - ugh! - and lifted me down. He pushed me into the bedroom - still wet - and closed the door and went back to his singing.

I don't think I'll be so inquisitive next time.