Jubilee

Well I heard the two legs talking and saying their Queen had been on the throne for 60 years and they were having all sorts of parties and processions and food and good things so I had a chat to Max and Sebastian about it.

They said we don't have Queens in the same way as two legs. Apparently two legs have one Queen who is the boss over everyone whereas we have many Queens and they are just the boss over the Tom that chooses them. I chose not to have a Queen so I don't have a boss. There's more of us doing that these days and it gets up the female cat's noses because they haven't got anyone to boss.

However I've gone off subject. Even though we have different Queens we all agreed it was a good excuse to have a party and I said we should have a street party and invite all the local cats and maybe dress up and play games and be silly for the day. Max and Sebastian said that was not very mature and maybe we should just have a quiet get together where we could all sleep over. I have learned now to go along with what they say and then change it to how I want it come the event. They can never be bothered to stop me and it usually comes out good anyway.

I had to go round to invite everyone - Max said he couldn't do all that walking with his "condition" and Sebastian was afraid it would interrupt a snooze or feed time. I was surprised that so many of the street residents said No. They couldn't be bothered, had other plans, or were not the partying types.

On my travels I met Claude and when I asked him he pulled a face and asked if I was mad.

When I told him he was rude he simply said "Look at this stupid outfit my two legs are making me wear all weekend and then ask yourself if you would want to be seen walking the streets in it"

I agreed he had the best excuse of anyone for not coming!