Where's The Food?

I've been searching high and low. Where have they hidden my food? Ever since that vet lady said about diet I have been wasting away. If this goes on you won't see me because I am so small. I must have lost three quarters of my body weight and my tummy is screaming for food. I haven't seen a  can of tuna in days - well not since the day before yesterday. And as for biscuits - I get a few in a bowl and that has to last me. Where's my cream gone. All I get is water.

Have you tried drinking water all day? It tastes of nothing and then you have to keep going out to pee. next thing they will have me back to see why i am always going to pee. I can tell them that. Give me something other than water and I won't have to pee all the time1

I got up on top of the units yesterday because I remembered I left a bit of turkey skin up there from Christmas and when I got there it was still there. I was half afraid the ants had been in and had it but it was still OK - just a bit dry and a bit fluffy but that was alright - I had plenty of water to wash it down with!

I saw my mate Terry the postman this morning and asked him if anyone had sent me a food parcel and he said No! I thought that was a bit strange as I knew you would be kind to me then he said the post was being delayed because some people wanted more money. I said to tell them that I wanted more food and not to be so selfish. Terry said he would put in a  word for me so maybe by tomorrow I shall have eaten again.

If you are sending can you please make sure the top is off the can of tuna as I am not very good at using the can opener to get into it and it would defeat the purpose if I had to ask my carers to open it. If you send cream it needs to be in those tippy bottles where it comes out easily - I can't do opening sealed cans.

Thank you for looking after me .