I'm Such An Artist

Now you have always known I am a famous cat but did you know how famous?

I was once painted by some Italian guy with his mistress - her name was Lisa and I believe she was always nagging and complaining so they caller her Mona Lisa - boom boom! Anyway there's this famous picture hanging in the Louvre - Max says it is actually in the loo but he always gets things wrong! - and it's me and her. She used to cuddle up to me when the Italian guy - Leo - was away painting or inventing or making some code or doing whatever Italians do.

Now you are sitting there saying this is nonsense because he isn't old enough to have been there and you would be right. You see I went and saw this two legs who makes you do dreams and stuff and takes you back to your previous lives and she took me back to when I was in this Lisa person's arms. I thought it was nonsense too until she brought out the picture and there it was. What can't speak can't lie.

Next time I am going back to when I was William Tell's cat and I sat on his son's head with an apple on my head and he shot it off. The apple not my head and all the two legs of that country were saved from something nasty and I was a hero.

It seems in all my previous lives I have been famous or a hero or both so it is not surprising that the same thing is happening in this one. You are so lucky to know me!