Isn't it amazing as soon as you settle down for a nice afternoon nap you can guarantee all hell breaks loose. Now there I was yesterday ready for a snooze. I'd eaten well. had a bit of a game in the garden with the lads and chased a bee for ages. Off I went to Sebastian's new bed and snuggled down.
First there's Sebastian moaning in my ear that it's his bed and would I get out.
No I said first come first served I told him to go and sleep in the old bed by the window.
Nice get the head down and dream of tuna mountains. Oh my Lord whatever was that? Up starts the mower and goes round eating all the grass in the garden. The noise was deafening and went on for what seemed like hours. Finally it stopped and the tuna mountain beckoned again. Not to be - the male two legs got this huge knife out and started to saw through planks of wood. I don't know where he found all the wood but he was sawing away until he was right out of puff. Good I thought sleep and tuna mountains.
Wrong! On goes the washing machine and clothes and everything are hurtling around and the machine is banging and crashing like there's no tomorrow. At the same time the mixer thing was screaming as the female two legs started baking. Then the whirr of the fan oven as she pushed cakes and tarts and things in there to bake.
By now I was getting a tad irritable and I thought I'd have a quick scratch of the furniture to make my point. Out I got to vent my feelings and into the bed crept Sebastian!
I went upstairs and laid down on the pillow in the back room. I could almost taste the tuna mountain as sleep came towards me. Bang! It went away the two legs next door was home and he started mowing his grass. That did it! I got up and vowed to keep them awake when they went to bed. trouble was I was so tired by then I fell asleep and the tuna mountain never came!
The rain make them quieter you know!
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