Let It Rain Please

Well it's come round at last - the opening day of the Inaugural Feline Olympics and my paws are cold.

I drew the list of competitors for events - well you see we haven't got many entrants so we had to share those we have with the events we can put on and I drew myself in the pole vault - which is basically vaulting myself over the fence which we used to know as the end of the world.

Now if I had drawn myself in the high jump that would have been so cool because I can jump that fence but in the pole vault I don't think so. We haven't practiced it at all and the pole is the metal washing post the two legs use to hold their line of washing up. Now first off, it's heavy and I don't think I can lift it and second off it doesn't bend and I watched the two legs doing it in the television box and their pole almost bent double before it catapulted them over the bar.

I really think it was an error of judgement to include this event but I would look so silly if I backed out now. I have been praying for rain so that we can cancel the event and award me the medal instead.

Sebastian is in the 10 meters race where he has to find and spray 10 electricity or gas meters in the fastest time. I haven't told him but he hasn't got any opposition so he only has to turn up to win Gold medal (well it's actually a bit of cat food wrapped in gold foil and I sat ion it to make it flat!) - don't say anything will you.

Max is doing the orienteering event which means he has to negotiate himself from the front of the house to the back using just maps. I think he might not manage that but we couldn't have the events too easy or they would say we cheated.

Anyway I am negotiating for the big media companies to cover the games so you should see us all.

Have fun