Are They Cheating On Me?

I have a nasty feeling I am being cheated upon by the two legs.

Remember I told you the other day they had these dogs come and stay for the afternoon and they played with them and let them use my toys and things well today was worse.

I was up nice and early as usual and went to see him in bed at 3 a.m. He was quite cheerful and gave me a roll and a cuddle and I laid in his arms for a little while. next thing he was up and out of bed and so was she. They raced about doing all the things they usually take all morning to do then called the three of us indoors. There was a bit of bribery with biscuits but we were all in and shut up by 9 o'clock when I heard the car start up and they were away.

It was quite a nice day and I had a nice nap on the bed in front of the window alongside Max so we could get a bit of warmth from the sun. Sebastian remained downstairs in his bed to make sure the food wasn't used too early. He always says in those situations where we are left we need to ration the food to ensure it lasts. Trouble is he always seems to have the biggest ration and it has usually all gone by the time they have passed Tesco.

They eventually came home when the sun was setting so we had been alone for ages and they smelled of dogs again. I sniffed his hand and he had the scent of a lady dog. I sniffed hers and it was the same.

I said to Sebastian I thought they were perhaps going off us felines and were looking to replace us with canines. Sebastian said I was paranoid. Is that a special type of cat? I haven't heard of them before.

What do you think?